麻烦进来一下，不笑的话小齐自罚三杯，你随意 Welcome to the Jungle: Tiger Jokes & Wines

2022 X CHEERS!

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再过几周，农历寅虎年就要到来了—— 哈哈哈，2033年牛年我们再见！回到正题，让我们开始准备一些猫科动物的笑话和葡萄酒的搭配吧。
Year of the Tiger will roar to life in a few weeks—see you again in 2033, Ox!—so let’s start prepping with some feline funnies and boozy pairings.

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·  # Joke 笑话 1 ·

小齐

你怎么称呼在打印店工作的老虎?   
What do you call a tiger working in a print shop?

山寨猫。
 A copycat.

小A

(提示一下，这是这篇文章中最有趣的笑话，剩下的就... 你懂的。)
(Unfortunately, that is the funniest joke in this post, it’s a cat-astrophe the rest of the way.)

好吧，目前CHEERS的产品组合中还没有老虎酒标的葡萄酒，不过，等等~ 2021年新到的产品有红衣乐园的“甜猫”。
Anyway, CHEERS has no tiger-themed bottles in the portfolio but does list ‘Sweet Cat’ from Tussock Jumper.

“ Sweet Cat

甜猫

这款意大利红葡萄酒可能听起来厚重粘稠，但实际上是梅洛、赤霞珠和当地葡萄科维纳混酿而成的半甜型葡萄酒，酒精含量较低，为12%。
This Italian red might sound heavy and viscous but is actually a semi-sweet blend of Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon and local grape Corvina—and is fairly light at 12 percent alcohol.

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这款葡萄酒来自以意大利歌剧、戏剧《罗密欧与朱丽叶》和阿玛隆·德拉·瓦尔波利塞拉等闻名的维罗纳，蕴含着浓郁的红色水果香气和风味。

Expect loads of red fruit aromas and flavors via this wine from Verona, a place known for Italian opera, the play Romeo and Juliet and vino like Amarone della Valpolicella.

·  # Joke 笑话 2 ·

小齐

为什么老虎总是吃生肉?   
Why do tigers always eat raw meat?

他们不知道怎么做饭。

They don't know how to cook.

小A

可怜的老虎。总被认为是厨房里的无用之物。是时候改变这种说法了，小编提议CHEERS可以雇一只老虎来帮助David在凤凰商街店的厨房工作。并且小编敢肯定他会很乐意教一头200公斤重的野兽在那个小小的空间里做伊丹薯条。
Poor tigers. Always stereotyped as useless in the kitchen. It’s time to change that narrative and I nominate CHEERS to hire a tiger to help David in the Store 32 kitchen. I’m sure he would enjoy teaching a 200-kilogram beast to make Edam-coated fries in that confined space.

无论如何，鞑靼牛排是著名的生肉菜肴之一——切碎的牛肉或马肉，配上刺山柑、洋葱、调味料等。通常还会在上面放一个生鸡蛋。
Anyway, steak tartare ranks among the most famous dishes featuring raw meat—minced beef or horse is served with capers, onions, seasonings and more. And often with a raw egg on top.

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这感觉像是一道留给训练有素的厨师要做的菜。如果你想找一款合适的葡萄酒来搭配享用，你可以尝试一些水果味丰富、单宁适中、酒体丰满的葡萄酒，比如勃艮第的纤月勃艮第黑皮诺干红葡萄酒。
This feels like a dish to leave to a trained chef. And if seeking a wine to pair,you could try something with ample fruit, modest tannins and enough bodyto match up with the seasonings, something like the Signé Bourgogne Cote Chalonnaise Pinot Noir from Burgundy.

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^✦勃艮第黑皮诺

干红葡萄酒

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·  # Joke 笑话 3  ·

小齐

为什么老虎打麻将总是输?
Why did the tiger keep losing at mahjong?

因为它的对手是一只猎豹[骗子]。
Because it was playing against a cheetah [cheater].

小A

我想如果有人要作弊的话，那肯定是世界上跑得最快的陆地动物，因为它可以快速逃脱。无论如何，这样的丑闻需要一杯更烈性的酒来消除当时的惊恐，或者另一个选择Easy Tiger。
I guess if anyone is going to cheat, it would be the world’s fastest land animal, as it can make a quick getaway. Anyway, such a scandal requires a stiffer drink and one option is the Easy Tiger.

维拉猎人银色龙舌兰酒

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在摇壶中加入磨碎的生姜、蜂蜜和酸橙汁各30毫升、60毫升龙舌兰酒和冰块。然后用力摇晃，滤入玻璃杯，喝一大口，最后拿出手机在微信上默默屏蔽那只猎豹。
Add grated ginger, 30 ml each of honey and lime juice, 60 ml of tequila and ice in a shaker. Then shake vigorously, strain into a glass, take a big sip and block that Cheetah on WeChat.

Original by Jim Boyce, Grape Wall of China 葡萄围城
原文作者：Jim Boyce, Grape Wall of China 葡萄围城

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